Darklady's Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your self-indulgent pleasures for this year’s Portland Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era, dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction & entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction, dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada’s singing sensation: The Wet Spots – & so much more — all graciously introduced by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy Williams.
Bring a pet or human care product for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry.
Saturday, May 31, 2008 7:00 pm - 2:00 am Stage Show at 9:00pm Mt. Tabor Theater Portland, OR Fully accessible, ages 21 and older only
Bawdy Tunes by The Wet Spots Sexy Shimmies by Sahara Dunes Fellatio Demo by Sara Jay Circle Jerk for Prizes Multi-Media Magic by DJ Darknezzz Readings by The Tarot Wizard Portrait & Erotic Stills by Bryan Grimes & Chris King Naughty Barber & Kilted Massage Man The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, and the Gear! Birthday fantasies for March, April & May
Silent Auction & Door Prizes Two Full Bars & Food Menu Sweet Indulgences from the Naughty Baker S/M play space & two sensual Rubitoriums Massage Tables & Sex Swing Cloakroom More, more, more!
$50 - Street clothes $25 – Burlesque, Fetish, or Dressy Attire RSVP Absolutely Required Bring a pet or human care product for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry. Limited work-scholarships available. Cash & in-kind sponsorships, auction items & prizes of all kinds sought.
Could you give us more information about the masturbate-a-thon? It sounds like fun and we’d love to tell people about it : )
24 Comment from Gary Noble April 6, 2008, 9:51 am
Thank you for entertaining us in this manor.
This forum is a necessary and useful subject that should be exposed to our youth and our adult population. Thank you, thank you.
25 Comment from Sequoia Redd April 9, 2008, 2:14 pm
Its on my 21st birthday!! Dude, totally a sign from the goddess…
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Could you give us more information about the masturbate-a-thon? It sounds like fun and we’d love to tell people about it : )